Phil
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Post by Phil on Nov 23, 2005 21:40:33 GMT
Sean Connery, age 72 but still active, boasted on the Michael Parkinson show that he could still give a woman the time of her life at least 3 times a night. After the show Cilla Black, another guest, spoke to Sean about proving his claim. After the normal preliminaries they moved to Cilla's house and had a couple of drinks. Then the action moved upstairs. After the first bout Cilla agreed that it had been the time of her life.
Sean however said 'I promised 3 times. If you will just let me sleep for half an hour we'll do it again and it will be even better'. Of course Cilla agreed but then Sean said 'There is one condition: you must hold my balls in your left hand and my John Thomas in your right hand while I sleep.' 30 minutes later he awoke and, true to his word, it was even better.
'Now my dear' he said 'let me sleep for an hour but there is one condition' 'I know' said Cilla who didn't believe it could be any better, 'you want me to hold your balls in my left hand and your tool in my right while you sleep.' After the hour it happened. The earth moved, orchestras played and Cilla was in 7th heaven.
'I'd never have believed that holding your balls and your tool while you slept could get you so excited' cried Cilla.
'It doesn't' replied Sean, 'but the last time I slept with a scouser she stole my wallet.'
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