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Post by maineside on Jan 9, 2010 13:44:04 GMT
They are starting to appear on texts, add them here if you have any
PSNI Alert!
19 Year Old man wanted in East Belfast. Spotted wearing a sash and singing " It was old but it was beautiful".
Jack
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Post by Phil on Jan 10, 2010 0:18:54 GMT
 A few years ago Iris told Peter she had a young friend who was in finanicial trouble and asked could he help him ? "F*ck him" he replied, so she did. Liam Adams has denied that he was the mystery lover. He explained that "she was too old and she wasn't a member of his family" It turns out Iris Robinson had a threesome with lovers Gregory Campbell and Martin McGuiness. One took her up the Waterside and the other up the Bogside !! Parades Commission have been asked if they gave permission for Iris Robinson to be banged more times than a Lambeg drum,and if so was she taken up the traditional route! The DUP have confirmed that they are moving this years party conference from the Europa Hotel. This was due to their members having a quick one in Robinsons. Peter Robinson visited his optician today complaining that his eyes have been watery since March. The optician says "I think i know whats wrong, there has been something stuck in your Iris." |
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Post by Phil on Jan 10, 2010 0:36:54 GMT
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Post by maineside on Jan 10, 2010 14:12:51 GMT
Question: How is Iris Robinson like IKEA?
Ans: One errant screw and the whole cabinet falls apart!
While making love, Iris (aged 59) says to Kirk (aged 19) :
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that he innocently replied?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.
ULSTER SAYS NO!!! BUT IRIS SAYS YES!! YES!! YES!!!
Kirk McCambley has publicly thank his late father the butcher.
"Daddy taught me how to palm off mutton and pretend it was spring lamb. He also showed me how to bone, stuff, roll and stitch up an old bird!"
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Post by maineside on Jan 10, 2010 14:31:45 GMT
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